Potato!

 

 

 This is a really awesome potato I found today while in the process of preparing to make some mashed potatoes. Now we can totally say "I potato You!" Hahaha...

 

First Book

This is my older brother's first book. He wrote it when he was four years old, or I should say he dictated it. My sister, being six at the time, wrote it out for him. Pretty awesome for a four year old if you ask me!

Translation:
"Perished World"
Long ago there were dinosaurs.
Now we have repented.
And we can have relations with God.
Earlier God did such miracles that everyone was amazed,
but our tongue is evil.
The Lord is the holy of holies.
The Lord has prepared
such amazement in heaven that
no one could ever guess what it might be.

And I think that's a picture of a dinosaur :D

"I Love You"

 Spanish: Te quiero

Belarusian: Я цябе люблю (ja ciabie liubliu)

Catalan: Et vull

Russian: Я тебя люблю (ya tebya lyublyu)

Czech: Miluju tě 

Hindi: मैं तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ (Maiṁ tumasē pyāra karatā hūm̐)

Hungarian: Szeretlek  

Serbian: И Лове Иоу (Ee Loveh Iou)  

German: Ich liebe dich

Greek: σ 'αγαπώ (s 'agapó̱) 

Danish: Jeg elsker dig 

Slovak: Milujem ťa

Swedish: Jag älskar dig 

Vietnamese: Tôi yêu bạn 

Haitian Creole: Mwen renmen ou 

Estonian: Ma armastan sind 

Romanian: Te iubesc

Turkish: Seni seviyorum

Thai: ฉันรักเธอ (C̄hạn rạk ṭhex)

Finnish: Rakastan sinua 

Icelandic: ég elska þig

Irish: I ngrá leat

French: Je t'aime 

Japanese: 私はあなたを愛して (Watashi wa anata o aishite)

Korean: 당신을 사랑합니다 (dangsin-eul salanghabnida)

Latin: Te amo

Ukrainian: Я тебе люблю (ya tebe lyublyu)

Urdu: میں آپ سے محبت کرتا 

Latvian: Es tevi mīlu 

Macedonian: Те сакам (Te sakam) 

Galician: Eu te amo

Georgian: მე შენ მიყვარხარ (me shen miqvarkhar) 

Croatian: Volim te

Chinese: 我愛你 (Wǒ ài nǐ)

Bulgarian: Обичам те (Obicham te)

Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg  

Persian: من شما را دوست دارم

Armenian: Ես սիրում եմ քեզ (Yes sirum yem k’yez) 

English: I love you

Which language do you speak? :D

Food

It's amazing what people can do with food! Here are a few pictures I thought were pretty cute.

 

Say Cheese!

This is "The Cheese." It hangs proudly in our English class. Why? you ask. Well because we needed to know what a rotten slice of cheese looked like. Our teacher asks us random "would you rather" questions everyday. One of the questions we had was "Would you rather eat 5 rotten slices of cheese or lick a public toilet?" Weird, I know. But we weren't sure what a rotten slice of cheese really meant, so someone brought in a piece of cheese at the beginning of the school year and it's been rotting safely behind several plastic baggies for the duration of this school year. I don't know about you but I'd go with the toilet!

Homework

Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you
away in the sink.
If only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.
I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework
my teacher assigns.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're last on my list.
I simply can't see
why you even exist.
If you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!

Written by: Jack Prelutsky
31 October 2007

Accents

I love his Russian accent! I can't even do it and I am Russian!