The "Fab-U-lizer"

I was working diligently on my chemistry homework when I happened to stumble upon this video. It's our mini-commercial for an imaginary product that we made up from last year. It is embarrassing on so many levels... so don't judge too harshly. Would you buy the Fab-U-lizer for "simple payments of $122?" Let me know, I'll hook you up with one ;D

By the way... I'm the loser at the table who was too cool to go to the game :)